troncats:

sorry:

I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night

why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook

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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

(Source: gameofbooze, via pizza)

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

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boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

boundlesscountry:

sketchmedesire:

A sixth grader’s advice to future sixth graders.

that’s one of the wisest things I ever read

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such a great answer (x)

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